Unknown (via jamstains)
Step 1- Buy her pizza.
Step 2- Make her cum.
BHWHAHAH. I guess>>
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
I love him so much. We almost feel like one. I just don’t know how to describe it - beyonce
Happy 6th Anniversary Beyoncé and Jay Z!
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
HOLY SHIT! HAHAHAHHA>>
Calvin and Hobbes (via elige)
i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs